I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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