how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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