I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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