pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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