Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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