ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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