Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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