i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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