i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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