Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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