hell yes lets make some ravioli
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he high fived his dick after we had sex
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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