i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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