That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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