there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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