Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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