You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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