I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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