my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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