If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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