so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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