Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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