Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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