i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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