he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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