do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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