Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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