I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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