You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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