you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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