Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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