I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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