If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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