I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think I am morally bankrupt
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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