Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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