Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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