How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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