I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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