Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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