We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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