normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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