I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize