What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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