he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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