I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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