I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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