Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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