So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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