Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize