dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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