this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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